qwerty98311’s blog

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.... and I'm not sure about the the universe.

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance

although I try to avoid drama, it tends to track me down like a heat seeking missile

looking at airline tickets for Seattle :)

being delusional makes my world a better place to live in.

Tall buildings shake
Voices escape singing sad sad songs
Tuned to chords strung down your cheeks
Bitter melodies turning your orbit around.